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  • Ann Ruben
    01-30 10:05 AM

    You must mention ALL citations. Failure to do so can result in an allegation of visa fraud, denial of your application and even the possibility of being placed in removal proceedings. I doubt that either citation would provide a basis for denial of your application, but you should consult with an immigration lawyer before proceeding with your application.

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  • rachnaj
    03-02 07:19 PM
    We have a situation and need your advice on this:

    We have approved I140 with company A. Company A merged with Company B, and created a new company. Our amendmant was filed for new company and is still pending. I have also a copy of my approved I140 with company A.

    My I485 has passed the 180 days.and I have my EAD, and AP, and done FP.
    I have an offer from different company from the same industry sector where I have been working for past many years and same job profile.

    I have the following questions:
    1. Can I use AC21 portability and take up the new job?
    2. Do I have to wait for the amendmant I140 approval?? Or can I change with the approved I140 of company A, and 180 days past after amendmant has been filed.
    3. is it true that the employer doesnt have control over pending I140 after 180 days past for 485?

    Please help with your information....It will help us decide.


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    07-07 08:10 PM
    Immigration Law from Houston Immigration Lawyer - Annie Banerjee Has Just Posted the Following:

    The justice Department's suit to block the restrictive law in Arizona is heralded by everyone as an "immigration issue." Both Wall Street Journal and New York Times have huge headings under "Immigration Law." But the question is not about immigration law. It is about the fundamental human right to not be judged by the color of our skin.

    The proponents of the bill, like Arizona state Sen. Russell Pearce say that the bill "prohibits racial profiling." But I wonder if every individual is stopped and asked for their passports. The will cripple business in the State. Will everyone, ie white, black, brown, yellow, and whatever other color or look need to take their passports, birth certificates, etc to Arizona?

    I naturalized into this country and is in the highest tax bracket. I work and pay taxes. Yet I am brown and have an accent. As a practitioner of immigration law, I know say for instance white Canadian who are here, in the US, working illegally, but are white and except for a slight "oot and aboot" has no other accent. Who will the Arizona police "catch"?

    The lawsuit is also about separate state and federal rights. The Conservative Supreme Court will champion State rights, but it will remain to be seen whether they champion Separation of Powers. My guess is that their judgment will be clouded by the more emotional issue of immigration.

    For more information contact Houston Immigration Lawyer ( or Houston Immigration Attorney (, Annie Banerjee

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  • bskrishna
    02-16 03:34 PM
    I do not know if this has been posted on this forum..
    But some of the testimonials are interesting for Students & STEM based EB applicants..

    This is from Immigration-law:

    02/14/2008: House Subcommittee Hearing on Status of Visas & Policies on Foreign Students and Scholars on February 7, 2008

    The House had this important hearing that can have an impact on the employment-based immigration issues relating to the STEM foreign graduates in research and higher learning institutions. It is suggested that the EB immigrants in STEM to review the testimonies of witnesses in this hearing.
    Purpose and Summary of the Subject
    Testimonies of Witnesses:
    :: Opening Statements by Rep. Brian Baird
    :: Witness Statements ::
    Mr. Tony Edson
    Ms. Catheryn Cotten
    Dr. Harvey Fineberg
    Dr. Allan E. Goodman
    Under the current political environment and a long pause in the employment-based immigration legislation issues in the Hill, this is indeed an important news in that at least the Congress is giving attention to the predicament the research and higher learning institutions are facing owing to the failure of the do-nothing Congress and the Administration to act on the matter.

    Link to the congressional comittee website..


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  • Dhundhun
    06-09 11:00 PM
    Hi Gurus -

    Am eFiling this my EAD renewal - and want to know what I should enter for -

    1. "What is Date for Application?" - is the "Received Date" in my EAD receipt?

    2. "Manner of Last Entry" : I put H1B - Speciality Occupation. Hope that is fine as I entered last year using H1B (am on H1B and there was one more H1 option there)

    3. Current Immigration Status - "I put H1B - Speciality Occupation".

    4. Eligibility Status - "I485 filed" - is that right? Am a July 07 filer.

    Sorry if these questions have been asked before - if yes, please point me to the thread and better please try to answer these ASAP.


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  • nixstor
    09-07 12:03 PM
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  • go_guy123
    08-10 08:30 AM
    My LCA for H1B extn for 6 years is approved on July 15. But still my company lawyer is not ready to file the extn. He keeps on saying that I didn't get the approval notice from DOL, It's certified online only, So without physical approval document, I cannot proceed.

    Guys, Since it's certified already, Can he get a LCA detail and print using his account from iCert?

    I also checked the online status in iCert (he gave me the case No), the status says certified.

    So in this How long DOL took to send the physical copy of LCA?

    Since my H1B is expiring October, I need to file extn ASAP. My company lawyer is not helpful ...

    Your replies are much appreciated ....

    H1B, Perm/I140 are all employer driven. You are a mere spectator in this whole process.

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  • msp1976
    02-28 03:53 PM
    It is not an issue for people of Indian origin who are returning, of planning to return, back to India for whatever reason. They are the lucky (?) ones to have either a Indian passport or PIO card or OCI card so they are eligible to work on that basis.

    But how about those who do not qualify for one of the above? There is an increasing number of foreigners working in India - how do they become eligible to work in India? Is there an equivalent of an H1B, or may be oneday GC & Citizenship?

    Foreigners need a work permit to be employed in India. A work permit is granted if an application is made to the local Indian embassy along with proof of potential employment and supporting documents. There are many expatriates working in India, mostly for multinational Fortune 1000 firms. India has always had an expatriate community of reasonable size, and there are many avenues for finding employment, including popular job hunting websites like!

    There are many volunteer opportunities around the country including teaching. India has a reasonable presence of foreign Christian missionaries, who for the most part form the non-local religious workers, since the other major religions of the world either grew out of India or have had a long term presence.

    A living can be made in the traveler scenes by providing some kind of service such as baking Western cakes, tattooing or massage.


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  • LookingForGC
    03-08 05:32 AM
    I am in same boat too. I thought of posting this question but i dont know how to.

    Is anyone help me how to post a forum here or thread or question? Appreciated your help on this and ofcourse for any answer about AC21.

    I read lot about AC21 here and other forums as well. Thanks to everyone.

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  • reachinus
    07-21 12:14 PM
    If the W-2 is for more than the LCA requirement, you don't have any thing to worry about.
    thanks for ur reply.


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    03-10 08:50 PM
    True enough, Dixie. I was hoping that other affected parties would become aware of this site through digg. Even one more contribution through this promotion would be worth it, I think.

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  • RC2009
    10-12 11:52 PM
    I am a H1 getting married to a citizen. We are planning on getting married in IL. Are there any rules on documents required on my part to even apply for a license? And then for the marriage ceremony (we plan to have a small civil ceremony). I am pretty confused by all the different advice.


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  • BMP
    01-13 07:04 PM
    Send him a letter by certified mail and then dump the bloodsucker ! Noncompete agreements are very dubious in the first place so I doublt the employer would try to reclaim the loss.
    Also you can get a free initial consultation from a licensed lawyer, there are plenty of options here. At most he would charge you something around $200

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  • gsc999
    08-14 02:32 PM

    This is a good idea. It will drive new IV membership.



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  • immigrationmatters30
    07-02 09:51 AM
    There is a specific time frame where, when and how the ad must be placed. In addition, there has to be multiple forms of recruitment efforts to hire USC. Also, if beneficiary(You) is involved or has known that such ad is being placed, then the whole process need to restart.There are other steps like state wage determination etc that should happen before an appliation for PERM can be filed.In short, you may not be able to use just a monster ad to file PERM application.


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  • fromnaija
    01-11 11:13 AM
    Does anyone know what is the current count on H1-B Visas left for the year 2006-07 ?

    I know I may sound stupid and probably the answer is that it is already complete, but wanted to confirm.

    Also, when would the next years quota become available and when can one start working at the earliest ?

    Is there any other way to file for H1-B now and work..?


    Quota is already used up!
    You may start applying as early as April for employment beginning in October.
    Other way to file for H1B is to find a cap-exempt employer such as a non-profit.

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  • fromnaija
    03-29 12:18 PM
    What I don't understand is why you are filing another I-140 when you already filed I-485? In any case you can use AC21 only after your 485 has been pending for more than 180 days.

    Employer A with EB3 PD Feb2003 and I 485 filed
    Same Employer A is doing EB2 PERM with I 140 PD porting
    Is it possible to invoke AC21 in middle of process??

    1. is it possible to use AC21 after 140 approval??, any time constraints?

    2. what about between 140 filing and 140 approval?

    3. at what stage it is not safe?

    any advice please

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  • toronto1999
    08-05 11:57 AM
    I enter US four times this year by using AP, same airport, but different experience. 1st, 2nd and 3rd entry was sent to secondary check. But the 4th entry, the CBP said it's unnecessary for secondary check and fill new I-94 because previous officers are new guys, don't know the rule. I thought 1st entry is definitely need go secondary check.

    01-15 07:35 PM
    Looks like approved folks don't seem to visit this site.. hence low numbers..

    10-24 03:01 PM
    My EB2- I140 (INDIA) approved on March 09, 2007. We also have received our EAD last year after filing I-485 in July 2007.
    I was checking online status and for my I-140, last updated date shows January 06, 2008. (My EB2 PD is OCT 2006). Can any one explain why the I-140 showing update date of 01/06/2008. The online status says following text :

    Current Status: Case approved; approval notice e-mailed.
    On March 9, 2007, this I140 IMMIGRANT PETITION FOR ALIEN WORKER was approved and we sent you an e-mail notice. Please follow any instructions on the notice. If you move before you receive the notice, call customer service.

    I am little bit confuse.
    I appriciate your help.
    Thank you.

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